For Hire (because only money makes the world go round)

I need work. I am interested in the following:

Interning Physician in obstetrics, transitional, family medicine or internal medicine.
I am exceptionally qualified as a graduate of Stanford University in 2006. In the state of California, I will need assistance from the program to ensure the medical board allows me to continue training because of the lapse in time since graduation. My CV is available @ http://scaadium.com/experience.html. I scored 219/249 on the USMLE step 1 and 2, respectively. I am happy to offer a one-year commitment.

Intentional Community Operator
As a pioneer in social planning, I have been interested in developing cooperative communities of people who live and work together. Recognizing that there is a great deal of wasted energy in so many people living parallel lives with each person or family unit working to create food, shelter, and social support, I seek an opportunity to create an Intentional Community based on cooperative living in an urban area. I have experienced a version of intentional community with 30 people in a 2000 sq. ft. home, while living in Los Angeles and I know that it could happen anywhere.
The premise for my Intentional Community is that many single-family homes offer far greater space than a single family needs and room mating is often difficult to organize. There is also a shortage of affordable housing. With appropriate planning and resources, I would like to create shared spaces that bring people together, including dividing sleeping quarters into dorms, providing for a communal kitchen and laundry with all expenses covered by a reasonable rent. This model serves a great need in our population of young people working low-wage jobs who need a comfortable low maintenance, no-drama home life.
If you own a property and are interested in working to develop a sustainable work-life environment for others, please contact me.

Human Nature Consulting
I have a powerful understanding of human nature that I've developed through my long education towards becoming a physician and my unique life experiences. I am also unafraid to speak about my interest and understanding of psychic and astral phenomena. I have logged numerous hours and manuscripts in creating social policy to reform the global community towards a sustainable, cooperative, peaceful world. Although without formal training or preparation with respect to politics, my level of understanding of world events is high. I pride myself on taking an offbeat career path because the cost of choosing the common path was to lose integrity and endorse hypocrisy.
If your business or organization can benefit from such vision, please contact me.